Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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