Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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