I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Randomize
