it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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