i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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