dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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