Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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