just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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