So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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