maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
wow bdsm is so cute
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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