like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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