I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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