Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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