No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
