the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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