Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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