You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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