Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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