i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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