; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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