i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The struggles of a small town man whore
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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