just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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