How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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