So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Randomize
