i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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