I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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