So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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