We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is Oprah even human
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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