You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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