I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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