i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
