Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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