i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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