Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
