All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sext me about skeletons
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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