): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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