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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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