what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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