You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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