Where did you get a picture of my penis
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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