WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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