if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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