your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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