Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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