This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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