I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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