i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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