She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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