Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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