If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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