That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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