Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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