I will die if light touches me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize
