just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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